Bum cancer

Cancer of the bum. Otherwise known as Colon cancer, or in general cases, any bum related injury. Piercing a bum cancer tumour can lead to potentially fatal bum AIDS.

Katie: I think I have bum cancer. My ass is bleeding.
Me: You do not have the bum cancer, you ass.

Katie: I hurt my ass:(
Me: What's that I hear? BUM CANCER?! You have bum cancer?! Ergh.

by Kirstylovesthebum January 16, 2008

bum-nugget

That last irritating little piece of shit that is stuck to your bum and refuses to fall even after you're done taking a shit.
(can be used as both noun and adj.)

"Hey, get out of the loo!"
"Sorry man, I got a bum-nugget situation here!!"

by Bumbi November 22, 2007

Bum a Fag

Bumming A Fag, is a term in the 1960's people used to use if they were a bum and/or just asking for a smoke.

-Hey jerry, watch out, there's a guy at the corner "Bumming Fag's" off people.

Hey buddy can I "Bum a Fag"?

by PHV Overlord July 19, 2006

bum fucker

someone who slips it in, in the asss

george bush that bum fucker

by Jo Blogggs February 21, 2004

beatle bum

(derogatory) a person who follows the band Oasis. Popularised by the song 'beatle bum' by blur.

by jack of the north June 5, 2003

Bum Gravy

runnny glutinous shit

that new mark ronson record is bum gravy bad

by furry baby July 3, 2008

Bum Dad

One who is slobish enough to come home after a hard day's work and burn down his family's house because he fell asleep with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Mr. Sevigny burnt down their house again."
"OH MY. BUM DAD."

by Steve Van Rock September 24, 2005