Bloody Beaumont

USP maximum security prison in Beaumont, Texas.

Considered to be one of if not the most violent and dangerous prisons in the FDC system. Quickly outpacing SuperMAX Colorado which for years had been the prison most feared by inmates.

The exercise yard is often called The #Thunderdome and the cages are known as #gladiatorschool.

My bro doin 30 to life in Bloody Beaumont.

Ain’t nobody get outta Bloody Beaumont alive.

They gotta big body count at bloody Beaumont.

by BloodyBunnySlayer November 29, 2023

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Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.

John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”

by Dadrooski February 1, 2024

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Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation on the Bloody Mary, where the vodka is substituted with whisky, and the tomato juice is substituted with the period blood of an Ibizan stripper.

I’ll have a Bloody Donald, extra spicy! Yum yum! 😋

by Stegner February 18, 2024

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