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zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick
The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.
"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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bed then behead

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.
by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010
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Bed

I’m going to lay in my bed to rest
by Alk2274 July 14, 2021
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Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room
they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door
by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022
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bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed
“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”
by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023
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bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.
by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022
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