River

River is an amazing guy, blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes. He is sooooo good locking and so dang attractive it'll make you cry. His smile makes you weak in the knees and damn is he a good kisser. You want to spend all your time with a river, he loves being active and the outdoors. He's a huuuge flirt and could break your heart in an instant, However he is a sweetheart and a very genuine kind person. Loving river is one of the best decisions you can make, but one with drastic consequences if it goes wrong. He's hilarious af and loves to listen to music in his old truck. River is dumb and can make dumb decisions but he'll always come back to you. He always wants to be your hero, and overthinks constantly. He will raise your standards and he loves to spoil you. Overall, River is an amazing guy, worth the heartache, AND HE IS HOT AS H*LL

Did you see river today? He looks so damn hot

by ursowelcomemylove March 19, 2021

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025

Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

rivering

When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.

"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"

by shuushuu April 26, 2015

River Run

To run ones finger/side of hand through another persons butt cheeks slow and sensually

Im in need of a good river run tonight.

by Ebraggy69 May 13, 2025

River

River aka rivka. River is someone you meet through mutual friends that you both kinda hate, but he hates everyone so it’s okay. He’s a nice guy with long hair, but you always wonder if he actually washes it. He likes to stalk your Spotify but will not turn his on like a little tiny bitch. With river, you never know what he’s thinking, and you’re almost positive he has a secret life. He will be a decent Vice President, but nothing crazy. And his shoes are never tied ever.

Wow so that’s river of you!

by Moneycatcher May 26, 2022

Piled River

When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.

Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?

by Hairy dick Humphrey July 20, 2018