donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016

No mask, no blast.

A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.

We can hook up but you know covid. So, no mask, no blast.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

Thot-blasted

To expose to thot like behavior

Damn daniel you bout get thot-blasted wearin those white vans.

by Yoin March 2, 2018

Boise Blast

Masturbating with the use of porcupine quills.

Sean need to go hunt a porcupine so he could Boise Blast for 4th of July.

by Offsprnblack June 20, 2025

Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016