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Thomas Enoch

An teenage Caucasian male who is addicted to all sorts of drugs including but not limited to mary J, K3, tramadol, tab, acid, and molly.

Also enjoys sucking his fathers penis and letting him finish all over his face and chest.

Attends summer school every year because he has no brains whatsoever.

Also has no friends and likes to creep on little boys and girls.
Hey your acting like Thomas Enoch. hahahahaha
by King Kong Ding Dong sucker April 28, 2010
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Thomas Jeb Howard

me: òwó i love you Thomas Jeb Howard
by Nosebloods March 13, 2019
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St. Thomas University

A liberal arts school also known as STU in Fredericton, NB. Athletics are the heart and soul of this school as they bring in money to pay for the unending debt under the schools name. Specifically the hockey team who gets more attention than anyone/team. A Tim Hortons and Subway fulfill the food options in JDH. In the back corner you can find all the athletes pretending to do homework. The rest of the students do their best to stay away from this area. The classes are easy and the campus has 6 buildings all within 1 minute walking distance. STU encourages people to be whoever they want. You can find people walking around with weird coloured hair and unfashionable clothes on. Everyone is free to give their opinion and do not care if they hurt others feelings. People who graduate from STU are not likely to go anywhere far in life unless they do post grad. The most valuable thing taught at STU is how to use the bussing system and how to respect the native land on which the school resides.
Job interviewer: it says here you went to St. Thomas University. What did you take?
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.

Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.
by thatsthetea123 October 31, 2019
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Thomas game docs

A really epic guy who makes good content about mostly Nintendo you might know him for other videos he’s made his videos are very popular but sadly he is never credited if your reading this Thomas (the YouTuber) please keep making nice content and other people reading this uhh have a good day lol
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In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard
In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.
by yhatsup February 18, 2022
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Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"
As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.
by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020
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