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Windows ME

See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.
lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
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Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?
by ExKay August 9, 2003
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Windows 7 Party

Suburban sex party for software fetishists. Microsoft supplies a number of videos on "activities" that can be done at these parties.
"You went to a Windows 7 party? I never knew you were into launching."
by nabalzbhf September 29, 2009
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Horse-widower

Horse owners, usually women, who give their horses the best of everything inevitably neglect their spouses and, like wives stuck at home while their husbands worship the golf course, the equestrian set has its own phenomenon, “the horse-widower”, who is left twiddling his thumbs while his wife grooms, mucks out and rides her horses morning, noon and night.
'His wife is always at the stables doing something with her horse, he's pretty much a horse-widower.
by defear September 20, 2010
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black ops widow

a wife mother or lover that has lost their husband, son or partener to the call of duty , namly black ops
ive lost my husband and son to call if duty black ops widow , isnt it enough ban this now before it gets out of hand and devistates other lives im in morning
by jizzcannon1 November 28, 2010
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Windows Me

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.
by ShakeSicle April 20, 2009
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Windows NT

The kernel of many Windows OS'. The OS' that use this to date are NT3.1, NT3.5, NT3.51, NT4, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7, this excludes server only OS'.

The other kernel was 9x, OS' falling under this are MS-DOS, windows 1.x, Windows 2.x, Windows 3.x, Windows 95, Windows 98 and Windows ME
The NT kernel in Windows is a fine piece of craftmanship.

It's not just used in Windows NT
by effy11 February 25, 2010
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Windows

1) Holes put in walls of buildings, often rectangular or square, which contain glass. They are there to both let in light and provide a nice view of the outside world.

2) The most popular Computer Operating System today, 'invented' by Microsoft Corporation. It has good ease of use and a wide range of commercial software available.

Many computer experts ('nerds') say that Windows is bloated, unstable, insecure and requires users to upgrade too often. However, Windows is a perfectly fine Desktop OS for non, semi computer literate people and gamers, provided they can install a firewall, virus scanner and spyware remover.

However, for people more experienced with computers or for business applications, other Operating Systems such as Linux or *BSD are faster, more stable and secure, cheaper (erm, free) and more customisable than Windows.

Unfortunately, most of these OSes are harder to use and cannot run Windows software, although there are good free alternatives to Windows software for OSes like Linux such as Open Office for MS Office and Mozilla for IE.
"I bought a new top-of-the-line gaming PC and it came with Windows XP, natch"
by Your worst nightmare November 14, 2003
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