French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011

Mr Toast

Mr Toast is the definition used to describe someone who is always incorrect and is such a cunt most of the time.

Man he is being such a Mr Toast no wonder he is a cunt.

by ! Not Jaffa ! June 20, 2016

Toast

A very attractive person whos a lovable dumbass. Toast tends to be very amazing, and loving, and smart, and attractive. If you meet a Toast they tend to be super understanding and cool person and they always know what to say. They're also hella funny so!

Toast is an amazing person!

by anonymous August 9, 2022

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Toast-A-Bun barista

an employee, a waitress behind a fast food counter at a restaurant in a mall.

"Toast-A-Bun barista "

Maria is working temporarily as a "Toast-A-Bun barista".

by La Ura March 9, 2009

toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

Camel Toast

1. When a burn victim hikes up her melted-on yoga pants

2. A cigarette sandwich (Used in French cockfighting culture)

“Damn that burnt bitch with a camel toast is eating some camel toast” - Moses

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023