Sam Lopez

A bitchass nigga that’s on some gay ass shit and randomly ejaculates into other niggas coffee for no reason other than the fact that he’s a bitchass nigga

I caught Sam Lopez cumming into another niggas coffee this morning

by A nigga named Sam Lopez October 12, 2021

Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

sam boothe

A rude, unintelligible and ignorant loud-mouthed person, typically one who mocks others often

"Don't be such a Sam Boothe!"
"What do you mean?"
"You're being rude and ignorant right now. Talk to me when you become more like Madison Costeira."

by sam boothsssssagfvhsanhbfgtdct April 11, 2017

Sam Russel

Is very mean, bullies people for fun. Rufuses to be Barbie, but let’s me be the duck that eats cupcakes and spits the sprinkles out on the roof. Plays football and basketball 🤢🤢

Sam Russel is hideous.

by Simone Delmarter June 12, 2020

Sam Harrald

Neanderthal looking ass, Mr try hardy boi and a beggar for attention.

That boi is a Sam Harrald

by SirCucksAlot June 13, 2018

Fat sam

When a man of oversized weight kills a women during intercourse and continues on her body, until finishing hard into her decomposing pussy

I pulled a fat Sam on her ass last night, u better not snitch

by Plingbop September 14, 2019

Sam's hand

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.

"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"

by Good @ cards May 30, 2015