Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint glass. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic's preference.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown! On the double!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about? A ticket to what?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! I need to wet my whistle before I slay!
Bartender: Oh! Ticket to slaytown! Coming right up!

by Dan Slaypiece November 3, 2008

tickle pickle fish

An affectionate, although offensive, slang for the male genitalia. It refers to the testicular sensory characteristics of the penis. in rare occasions a tickle pickle fish may smell like pickles and cheese.

After being out all night with many tickle pickle fish, my ramen the next morning never tasted the same.

by naughtybanana November 19, 2010

Tickle-Me-Schlong

When your girlfriend is asleep on your bed after a long night of sex, and you wake her up by tickling the hell out of her with your schlong.

Girlfriend: *Snore, SNORE*
You: "Omg stfu"
*tickle her with your schlong*
GF: "Hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????"
You: "Ummm... Tickle-Me-Schlong

by Mr. Poppaschlong December 1, 2010

ticklahhh

A man who has a soul patch for the sole purpose of additional stimulation for the woman he's going down on.

Because he's the ticklahhh!!

by SteveOrBob December 30, 2010

tick & bob

To systematically compare groups of numbers against the expected outcome to locate discrepancies.

We need to tick & bob the trade quantity and prices to see why we are out money.

by kitty pride October 5, 2011

Tickle swarm

Where a whole bunch of people gang up on someone and tickle them till they piss there pants and pass out.

There all gonna tickle swarm him.

by Judge dredd7 July 19, 2012

tickle fingers

The act of using your fingers with the intent to seduce someone.

"I seduced the hot man with my tickle fingers."

by DickChocolate49 December 30, 2015