thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021

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Thunder Cunt

A teacher who is a big ass bitch that no one likes and a mean cunt

Ms. Gianini is such a Thunder Cunt

by RoosterMav232323 January 5, 2024

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A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

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Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.

I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.

by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023

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