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Blue Warrant

The use of pre-revocation warrants for the arrest of offenders who have violated a condition of parole.
Yeah you, reading this, with your Blue Warrant, you can't hide, we're gonna find you!
by 1-800-CRIMETV September 26, 2006
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blue balls

Blue balls happens when your with someone, kissing or something, and you are aroused for a long period of time, but you never ejaculate. Your balls may get bigger, or even shrink a little, and there is a slight bluish greyish color sometimes.
The pain is pretty bad. If you walk around, your balls and stomach hurts, but for a long time. It feels like you were kicked in the nuts, like when you get that stomach hurting feeling after being kicked there.
To cure: Have your partner finish you, or (God forbid), you gotta jack off. Without cumming, your balls can hurt for awhile. You gotta be careful not to go to fast because it hurts. IMPORTANT: This is kinda funny, but when you jack off after having blue balls, you will cum SO MUCH!! When I dont got blue balls, I cum like one solid piece, but with bllue balls I shot out like (No kidding), 5 good, solid shots. Be ready. Kinda like a cheap porno.
YOU: After Jenna came over, we kissed for awhile, but she left before we could do it.

FRIEND: Man, that sucks.

YOU: Yeah, and I got a serious case of blue balls.
by Nam Macs July 27, 2006
mugGet the blue ballsmug.

Blue Kiss

noun. The liquid splash from dropping a large turd in a porta potty. The liquid that fills the porta potty is a disinfectant and deodorizer, which contributes to the cleanliness of wiping after taking a crap.
I feel so clean after taking that shit in the porta potty! I got the blue kiss today!
by Er-Dizzle October 11, 2008
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blue balls

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.
That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!
by Batman November 10, 2001
mugGet the blue ballsmug.

Blue MAGA

Noun

Blue Maga is a term directed towards Berniecratss who support the Republican Party and even Genocide by Russia, rather than support Democrats. It originated from the tribalism that turns supposed "leftists" against Democratic voters, and is related to Horseshoe Theory, which explains why Berniecrats have acted just like the MAGA voters who support Donald Trump. In both scenarios no matter what Blue Maga/Maga does, even if it is extremely negative, Blue/Original MAGA will support that group no matter what.
Blue Maga still supports Bernie Sanders and his Genocide Squad even after they supported Russia using cluster munitions, lied to everyone about student loan debt being able to be cancelled With The Stroke Of A Pen, and lied about supporting universal health care, which Bernie Sanders helped the GOP tank back when they called it "Hillarycare."

Because so many of these Closet Conservatives use the Rose in their profiles, "Blue MAGA" is also synonymous with "Rose MAGA."
"Ever since 2016, it's hard to tell if these Bernie Bros are Russian Bots or Trump Supporters."
"That's Blue MAGA for you!"
by the modhatter July 20, 2023
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Blue flag

Generally a blue bandana, most commonly used by Los Angeles street gang known as the Crips.
"You see the blue flag in his left pocket? That's a Crip."
by VQC BK December 18, 2009
mugGet the Blue flagmug.

red and blue

Slow down, I see the red and blue got a speed trap up there.
by Sean Piece August 29, 2003
mugGet the red and bluemug.

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