Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
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Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!
Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013
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I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.
by TheBeagler December 3, 2013
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"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
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The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web
site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need
to adjust your browser settings.
Please try the following:
o Click the Refresh button, or try again later
o If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make
sure that it is spelled correctly.
oTo check your connection settings, click the Tools menu,
and then click Internet Options. On the Connections
tab, click Settings. The settings should not match those
provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or
Internet service provider (ISP).
o If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically
discover network connection settings.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings
o Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the
Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to
determine what strength security you have installed.
o If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your
Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and
then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll
to the Security section and check settings for SLL 2.0, SSL
3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
o Click the Back button to try another link.
o Get a browser that actually works.
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web
site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need
to adjust your browser settings.
Please try the following:
o Click the Refresh button, or try again later
o If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make
sure that it is spelled correctly.
oTo check your connection settings, click the Tools menu,
and then click Internet Options. On the Connections
tab, click Settings. The settings should not match those
provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or
Internet service provider (ISP).
o If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically
discover network connection settings.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings
o Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the
Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to
determine what strength security you have installed.
o If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your
Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and
then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll
to the Security section and check settings for SLL 2.0, SSL
3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
o Click the Back button to try another link.
o Get a browser that actually works.
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Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?
Other user: an internet condom?
by Constlyung October 28, 2017
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