boiled egg

An extremely nasty stinky fart. A fart so bad, it resembles boiled eggs in smell

EWWW, something stinks, did you lay a boiled egg?

by tatomuck1 December 15, 2008

egg mcmuffin

Code word for sex between two consenting adults who don't want people to know wassup. Coined by miker and lailer.

There's nothing like egg mcmuffins .... after breakfast...

by nebachadmw January 15, 2009

Cadbury Egg

Someone who looks nice and sweet on the outside, but is a disgusting mess on the inside.

Why did you break up with Macy, she was pretty and nice.

I realized that she is a Cadbury Egg. She seemed like a nice person, but has so many issues that she keeps hidden that I knew that she’d eventually just bring me down.

by DAWhat??? September 23, 2012

Bad Egg

Bad Egg gives off a pungent smell, and is inedible.
In urban terms, Bad Egg, is similar to Bullshit except that Bad Egg definitely leads to violence or tension, whereas bullshit may be overlooked.

Oh he just called me and was just trying to feed me Bad Egg. I coulda took his bullshit but I aint eating Bad Egg. Telling me he was so drunk he thought it was me - shit do I look like I been smacked in the face a few times like she does? I will tear his face off when I see that skunk.

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 19, 2007

egg beater

A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used

I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?

by Jeremy Kindler November 9, 2006

goose egg

The shape of the bottom of a woman's bikini/underwear when they have a large poon. Much like a camel toe, but smooth instead of indented.

That chick sure has a fat noonie. It looks like she's smuggling a goose egg.

by Siggidy July 24, 2007

egg white

The only part of the egg that tastes good

"The wife made some eggs and the goddamn retard popped the yolk, so now I have to eat the whole motherfucking thing instead of just the egg white."

by assfault November 13, 2003