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dave and jack

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons
by skullshocker June 8, 2022
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Dave Freeborn

the crustiest of the punk rockers
Dude i cant even get into the liquor store with all these dave freeborns everywhere!
by Eric Rigsby July 30, 2018
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Daved

Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.
purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.
by This is a test, wake up. April 26, 2021
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Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.
Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.
by JCykk July 26, 2022
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Daveed Diggs

My husband but he just doesn't know yet

Also played as Marquis De Lafayette and Thomas Jefferson in Hamilton: An American Musical

Really cool dude and also made a movie called Blind spotting or something like that

He's also in a Law and order SVU episode but I don't remember which 1 except for the fact that it's an old episode
Person 1: Do you know Daveed Diggs?

Person 2: Yeah he's my husband

Person 1: Delusional but understandable

*Person 3 walks in*

Person 3: So what're you two talking about?

Person 1 & 2: Daveed Diggs

Person 3: He's not my type, personally there's better people out in the worl-

Person 1 & 2: SHUT UP
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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Dave

Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀
Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*
by sweet_tur_crow2004 August 14, 2021
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