A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7
by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010
by kittyNdahood May 09, 2010
by coolyourtools September 08, 2016
Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.
It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.
It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.
Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.
Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.
Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.
by koobz June 08, 2011
A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.
B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.
B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.
A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.
generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?
generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!
generic tool #1: OK! :D
Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!
B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:
oh this tool is lov.. *loading*
generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.
generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?
generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!
generic tool #1: OK! :D
Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!
B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:
oh this tool is lov.. *loading*
generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..
by your_friendly_tool February 26, 2009