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puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
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Kiri Toast

The up coming God of this era
Bow down to Kiri Toast and beg for mercy
by KiriMotherFuckingToast February 27, 2023
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Toast

A person who is full of stupidity. The kind of guy you wanna avoid.
Man that guy's such a toast. He annoys everyone he talks to and doesn't even know it.
by Crapulousity March 3, 2009
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Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021
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Toasted

The negative action word to describe someone who has been called out or 'dissed'; usually used in a negative or demeaning context. Often spoken with a hand covering the mouth to emphasize the degree of toasting.

Synonyms: roasted, pouched, sautéed, burn, easy baked
Bella to Kenzie Your boobs are bigger than your brain!
Morgan Toasted!!
by Immabender20 April 9, 2016
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When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.
Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025
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Not roasting just toasting

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun
“Stop roasting me” “not roasting just toasting
by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023
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