White Thumb

1. (n.) When your thumb gets semen all over it after a person (typically male) masturbates

2. (n.) A person with a lot of experience in masturbating

1. "I had a White Thumb last night after I masturbated"

2. "I've been masturbating for so long I have a white thumb

by Omnisexual-Man February 16, 2024

kentucky thumb

The process of sticking your thumb in a wound from shooting a 50 Caliber SLAP round and it horribly wrong or sticking your fattest thumb in someone for sexual pleasure.

“Scott almost died from that hole in his neck! Good thing he had that Kentucky Thumb”

by DSarge May 20, 2021

2 thumbs up

not being able to spell correctly on a mobile device

Tell people to put 2 thumbs up those thumbs cause them to spell incorrectly

by Spelling teacher August 27, 2022

thumbs up

means you love money

she put her thumbs up that means she loves money!!

by alzalzalz November 16, 2022

World Champion Thumb Wrestler

In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly

He claims to be a “world champion thumb wrestler”

by Lzeb October 2, 2019

thumb happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.

I’ve gotten so many texts today and I’m really feeling thumb happy!

by FEugazi July 12, 2018

sore thumb

When you have your thumb facing up on the couch trying to hit a bullseye on your wife's backdoor as she sits down and misses the hole and jams it bad.

Come here honey sit next to daddy and give me a sore thumb.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 12, 2022