thomas metcalfe

fattest cock in the land

i am thomas metcalfe

by this man mas the biggest cock February 12, 2019

tag-a-long thomas

An uninvited person who can't take a hint they're not welcome with the group.

Hey did he just jump in the car uninvited? Man, he's such a tag-a-long Thomas.

by Ponyo911 November 2, 2009

thomas christopher mckinstry

Thomas Christopher Mckinstry, also known as Tom Clit or O.G. Mackersis a well renowned Dota Warrior who can easily be identified by the vibrant colour of his orange hair or the subtle hint of French faggotry in his deep, manly voice.

Famous Quote: "Guys, I don't know what to do with my arms." - tom Clit (2k13)

Source: facebook.com/tom.mckinstry.96

"Add me on the facebook guys, Thomas Christopher McKinstry..."
"Shut the fuck up lol."

by Alex Burns January 9, 2014

Thomas Jeb Howard

the love of my life UwU

me: òwó i love you Thomas Jeb Howard

by Nosebloods March 13, 2019

thomas acosta serrano

jebebus

"thomas acosta serrano cringe" ye ik

by pogpooptarts November 12, 2020

Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"

As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.

by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020

Thomas Brodie-Sangster

Thomas Brodie-Sangster or TBS is an English actor born in 1990 even though he still looks 15.
He’s the actor who plays Newt from Maze Runner and Ferb from Phineas and Ferb.
He also dies. ALL THE BLOODY TIME— LET THE MAN LIVE PLEASE—
He is beautiful and deserves to live in movies.

Person 1: TBS stands for table spoon right? Why are people crying about a table spoon?
Person 2: *sigh* ... YOU IDIOT— IT’S THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER!—

by ThePotatoWeirdo October 23, 2020