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Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.
I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!
by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021
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That’s a Jon thing

A “that’s a Jon thing” refers to something Jon would do or say.
*sees rusted out truck* “yeah that’s mint”

(That is a Jon thing)

*shoot a sissy liberal* (that’s a Jon thing)

*Sees someone with hella cake* (that’s a Jon thing)
by Hahahaha hahah August 13, 2025
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"The smallest things"❤️

I love...
hearing you laugh,
that you smile with your eyes,
your warmth - that draws people to you,
the way you make me feel calm and chaotic at the same time,
that you really listen,
the lovely way you share what you know -

and the little smile you give me when I get it
your ability to make me feel like I can do it-anything
...and although it's not always easy to hear, the way you talk about the people that you love. So lucky are they.
"The smallest things"❤️ How wonderful it must be to be one of the most important people in your life...when you make someone you barely know feel so special without even realising
by I'm Dreaming March 8, 2025
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.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025
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Stranger Things Day

Stranger Things Day is on November 6th because that is the day Will went missing. Netflix made this an official holiday (i think lol)
Person 1: I love Stranger Things so much!
Person 2: We should celebrate Stranger Things Day together!
by iamruby November 14, 2020
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