text candy

Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.

The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.

Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy

by 1 lone monkey June 9, 2015

Text Slave

When you're bored of relationships and wanna command people over text as to what they should do. *Suggestive Emoji* But be careful okay? Being a text slave is only fun and games - do not let it control you - it should work both ways for it to be cool. Otherwise nope. It's basically like a friends with benefits over text but you don't have to really "know" each other. Kind of like role playing.

Example person Scarlett was her boyfriend's text slave. She sent him nudes over the internet (be careful) and did whatever he told her to do.

by GuyWhoGetsIt August 10, 2015

Text Confusion

When the meaning behind a simple text doesn't transfer to the actual intended meaning.

When he wrote 'ok' with three dots <ok...> I though he was trying to tell me something. He was actually just saying "okay". I guess I had some text confusion.

by magickat13 September 24, 2015

Unprotected Text

If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.

I just got this error ridden message from this girl. She must be engaging in unprotected text.

by bookkake July 27, 2016

Text purgatory

When you know your text was sent but you havent got a reply

I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me

by Dankundoubtably September 11, 2016

Ladder Text

When someone writes you multiple texts , you don’t reply to all, and they get pissed.

You wrote ladder text, I don’t have time to read them all.

by Nub shaker November 19, 2019

Text relationship

When a girl and a boy or girl and girl or boy and boy start liking each other and they start texting. (This usually only happens in middle or elementary school the two will text for hours and hours. Once they see each other in school the most they will ever do is make eye contact. That’s it. After a couple of days of texting they might plan to go out on a date. They will offen bring a friend or two with them or they will call it a “double date”. They might talk to their actual date but most of the time they will just talk to there friend or be on their phone the whole time. Their relationship continues but really all they are doing is texting each other.

Melissa: Oh Carmen did you hear that Jamie and Austin like each other?

Carmen: Have they been out on a date yet?

Melissa: No they haven’t even talked in person yet. All they do is text each other

Carmen: I see. It’s another one of those “text relationships”

by Gailgoestojail April 22, 2019