Self Sperm Catch

When you cum and turn around fast enough to Self Sperm Catch.

That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!

by David Bowe6969 December 7, 2019

Self Help Porn

Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?

Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?

Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.

Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?

Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.

Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?

Friend 1: Not yet :(

Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.

by COLCHOUR January 31, 2023

Tower of Self-Centeredness

When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness

Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness

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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants

by selfcenteredguy July 28, 2010

Self-Defense Rush

One of Reigen's special moves where, he's unsure if it's really self-defense, he yells out "self-defense" just in case.

Ryo Shimazaki: I'll face you head on!
Reigen: Self-Defense Rush

by 723724764294801 October 28, 2021

self-licking wound

a product or process geared to or causing a cycle of self-reinforcing entropy or addiction

Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.

by Cousin Leopold December 23, 2008

self-named princess

A girl who names herself and parades around like she deserves special treatment or attention.

My friend Sarah is such a self-named princess.

That girl just was just crowned self-name princess

by matt1125 April 2, 2009

Mindless Self Indulgence

Mindless Self Indulgence , an American electropunk band formed in New York City in 1997. Their music has a mixed style which includes punk rock, alternative rock, electronica, techno, industrial, hip hop, breakbeat hardcord, and a satire band with many satire song titles and words used in each song.

"Hey dude did you check out Mindless Self Indulgences , new song? "
"Yeah it was badass!"

by greenbean219 January 13, 2022