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hap-slap

v. throwing something together in order to complete a task quickly; doing an incomplete job or skipping steps in the process of a task
adj. a negative term decribing something that appears to have been done in a hap-slap manner; appearing as unsound, rough, or incomplete
syn. half-hearted, half-ass, unsound, untrustworthy, unstable, slack, sloppy
These days, developers often hap-slap houses together to make a quick buck.

He did a hap-slap project for science class--that's why he got a D.
by jaggedjinx March 6, 2012
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Thunder Slap

The Thunder slap is an act of which while driving a car, an intoxicated or sober passenger reaches out while driving 10+ MPH and Slaps another human being.
He thunder slapped the shit out of the guy running when we drove past him.
by PPMonster August 5, 2012
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jelly slap

Boston student street art campaign raising awareness of harbor pollution through exaggerated representations of the common moon jellyfish.
Man, was that wall jelly slapped.
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jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
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Badger Slap

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.
by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011
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Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
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These hoes slap!

Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.
Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!
by Wudupyo11 August 23, 2021
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