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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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Slam hips together

Slamming hips together: a line used when trying to pick up girls to take home or on your girl to induce sexual intercourse
Johnny in the club: "Hey, girl wanna go slam hips together at my place?"
by Chadlozer September 23, 2021
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Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024
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Clam Slam

If a woman heads into cold water, the clam slam is what happens to their down below parts.
I jumped into the water and immediately felt my clam slam.
by JtB4418 July 9, 2022
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two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
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Smother Slam

When a goth muscle mommy slams you on the bed and smothers you with a pillow while riding you
"Damn, I found out Jade likes to Smother Slam. Changed my life."
by Pphptcr55 February 26, 2025
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