river

ABSALOUT DUMBASS HE HAS THE SMALLEST PP EVER HE SUCKS

river took my weed last night.

by SLAY MONKEY RIVER SUCKS November 24, 2022

Rivers

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

River

River aka rivka. River is someone you meet through mutual friends that you both kinda hate, but he hates everyone so it’s okay. He’s a nice guy with long hair, but you always wonder if he actually washes it. He likes to stalk your Spotify but will not turn his on like a little tiny bitch. With river, you never know what he’s thinking, and you’re almost positive he has a secret life. He will be a decent Vice President, but nothing crazy. And his shoes are never tied ever.

Wow so that’s river of you!

by Moneycatcher May 26, 2022

River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.

“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.

“What a river stan”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021