Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
by Bob The builder March 03, 2017
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Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
by KoolKStreet August 02, 2021
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Nile River

When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth
Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River

Hailey: It is all in good fun
by GreekRocket November 24, 2024
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Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.
Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.
by GreekRocket November 24, 2024
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River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav May 20, 2011
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atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 10, 2023
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River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.
My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.
by Jgwosu April 21, 2019
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