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jail rape

the worst thing alive. A jail rape is where you get ass raped by five convicts foot long dicks at the same time. In the end you get a pineapple shoved up the ass.
While I was in jail my friend got jail raped. Later I ask him about it and he said " They did him like a dog."
by cclark March 17, 2007
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Cock Rape

The act of a female raping a heterosexual male. Utterly impossible, even if the girl is ugly.
I was cock raped last night. So what if it was my mom?
by MisterMagic November 23, 2003
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rape montage

An act of continously switching sex positions in bed. When video taped it could actually look like a montage.
Hey man, me and Angnus had the biggest fucking rape montage last night.
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Rape Mobile

Being a passenger in a car that has no door handle to open the door from the inside, leaving your life to the whims of the driver.
Cris: "I didn't know he had a Rape Mobile. Luckily I had the window down to open the door from the outside."
by MrGrose July 13, 2011
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isis rape

when a group of Muslim extremists knock on the door of an unwilling participant and they are used against their own freewill for the mass penetration of ISIS
person 1: "a group of guys kidnapped me and we did ISIS rape"

person 2: "woah you're so lucky!"
by Scott2357 May 13, 2016
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sasquatchutory rape

When a person has sex with someone that is at least two feet or more shorter than they are. This is similar to statutory rape in the sense that it can be consensual but defies either a societal law or falls into the category of taboo.
1) Yao Ming having sexual relations with anyone that is five foot six or shorter would be sasquatchutory rape.
2) I imagine that there would be many instances of sasquatchutory rape if TLC did a 'behind closed doors' episode of that show _Little People Big World_.
3) That guy on that Nat Geo show _taboo_ commits sasquatchutory rape with his dwarf girlfriend. They say their sex life is very interesting.
by trombonegod99 January 11, 2012
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grade rape

the act of taking off as many points as possible without being obvious of malpractice
frank "god I just got grade raped by my teacher, and after two hours of work I still failed based on spelling mistakes on my math exam"
by notacoward April 7, 2009
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