Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

Pod Racing Position

A sexual position, usually in homosexual sex, where one person lies on their stomach while the other penetrates the bottom in a reverse cowgirl(boy) position. Whilst in this position, the top uses the bottoms legs as the controls of a pod racer, while also making the noises of the pod racer, while acting as Anakin in Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. Meanwhile the exact pod racing scene is in the background playing in Finnish.

Brett : "Hey man down to fuck in pod racing?
Josh : "HELL YEAH! I Love the Pod Racing Position!"
*NEEEROOOOOOOOO NEEERRRRRRRRR JOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJ*
"Nyt tämä on pod-kilpailua!"

by tdkk January 25, 2026

Barrel Racing

Best sport where ur on a horse and lope around barrels as fast as possible in rodeos

A-What sports do u do
B-Oh barrel racing
A- isn’t that in rodeos
B-yea

by Rushes February 8, 2026

Skid Racing

When one goes down a slide while lacking proper undergarments and also neglected proper whiping high gene, they are skid racing

Other definitions: snail trail fudge flavor, brown spot on mars.

"My little brother got caught skid racing on the public park slide. We are now banned from that park."

"oh."

by PhasmoPhantom March 31, 2025

Thumb-raping

Using the thumb to forcefully repair the asshole of a Heroes of Goo WWE, with the figure in prone position.

"Hey Dad, can I get one of those WWE action figures?"

"No son those are for thumb-raping"

by johncenaactionfigure April 11, 2025

Enigma rating 1

A puzzle or exercise (an "enigma") so mind-blowingly simple you probably shouldn't post it on social media to emphasise how cool your national security operation is

"Enigma rating 1: can you see how the following words are related? cheese, feet, penis, drain

by seaturtles83 April 22, 2025

Rocket Racing

The best fortnite mode that Fortnite killed

People pretend to like it

Timmy: "Rocket Racing is the best mode!"

Me: It sure is. It sure is

by Shawarma muncher June 26, 2025