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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024
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teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.
when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!
by Marcie December 1, 2004
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Empyrian Test

Verb:To test the limits of a game both mechanically and visually through creative and absurd combinations of game elements.
A: We need to run more through testing to ensure the game wil not crash on launch.
B: Have you done the Empyrian test?
by Ghrelin February 24, 2024
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Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
by DaExplosion August 28, 2023
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test entry

An entry that is a test
by thesmartguy99 December 4, 2025
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Smack the testes

by Daddysgayforkids October 14, 2018
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lick test

When deciding amongst upon which significant other would best suit your needs, ask yourself' who's face would you rather lick?
I thought Susie was all that but Sally's is the face I'd rather lick. She passes the lick test. I bet you she drinks lots of tea & occasionally eats Ramen.
by Allah Ah May 25, 2024
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