Ladder Text

When someone writes you multiple texts , you don’t reply to all, and they get pissed.

You wrote ladder text, I don’t have time to read them all.

by Nub shaker November 19, 2019

Text purgatory

When you know your text was sent but you havent got a reply

I got stuck in text purgatory after telling my wife i wanted to have kids until 5 weeks later when she divorced me

by Dankundoubtably September 11, 2016

text candy

Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.

The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.

Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy

by 1 lone monkey June 9, 2015

text houdini

A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.

Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"

by stuffaboutstuff May 30, 2011

Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.

I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.

by Governor7687 December 31, 2017

Multi-texting

The occurrence of having multiple conversations and/or topics discussed while texting.

Bob - "Hey, how's it going, are you feeling better?"

Steve - "Hey Bob, I'm doing O.K. I'm still a little under the weather, and I have to finish up some work. We're having a potluck at my job tomorrow too!"

Bob - "Yeah, I figured. Whoa, slow down there big guy, you just hit me with a multi-texting extravaganza!"

by AMAK January 17, 2013

tit text

The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.

My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.

by ChiefBomb March 27, 2015