key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys

After our argument I almost key-checked that guy

by topbinsonly May 13, 2024

Dice, key, desk.

Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.

"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "

"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"

"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"

sus

by Blue and Grey November 5, 2021

my key

a different spelling of "mikey"

random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?

by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018

Poopoo key pog poopoo tesh

A random ass word i made up years ago, due to my autism.

Me: poopoo key pog poopoo tesh!
You: 👌👌👌

by /.,mnbvcxzxcvbhnjmk,. October 12, 2025

Key

Key is one if the most sweetest, kind hearted, caring and loving person you will ever know. When key walks in the room everyones day is automatically good, talking to key is like talking to yourself basically, long deep and nice conversations with them that you’ll never forget, key will ALWAYS be there for you when you need them, they knows how to make people laugh and they’ll stay hooked on a subject as long as you are, key is so funny, your belly tickles everytime you laugh with them, everyone needs a key.

of paramount or crucial importance.
"she became a key figure in the suffragette movement"

by faith.lovesyou. March 7, 2023

dos key

Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand

Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.

by badluckfrog July 18, 2022