food cheating

When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.

Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny

by Jvanasseumassgmail May 23, 2018

food talker

One who maintains conversation while eating. Doing both only half as good as they deserve.

"That (insert name here) is such a food talker!"

by Jtypestruth June 24, 2017

Food Digger

Someone that will go out with you on a date for free food but will drop you as soon as they're full.

John: "So, how was your blind date?"
Erica: "The worst."
John: "How come?"
Erica: "Well, at the beginning of the date she was great. We were really hitting it off since we both loved food. Then the bill came so I offered to pay, but then she went to the bathroom and never came back."
John: "Oh, a food digger."

A lot of Ted's tinder dates have been food diggers.

by renma December 4, 2017

slut food

Food that is quick and easy to obtain but lacks real substance or value. Slut food is consumed with both feelings of pleasure and shame.

Person 1: "Um, are you eating gas station nachos?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's slut food but I've been working out a ton and I was starving."

by Uncommon_Denominator May 4, 2016

food fiend

A food demon that argues over foods being eaten such as noodels and chips.

"My sister is a food fiend she always gets mad when someone eats food in the kitchen"

Shes a damn snack demon too!

by BigBootyMartha4456 September 13, 2016

food strike

The action of starving ones self until they get what they want, often kept a secret while dropping subtle hints of what the food striker is doing

I went on a food strike because my family yelled me so I'm waiting to eat till I get an apology

by Lilsum January 17, 2018

Food Boner

When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.

person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too

by The Earl Of Pudding January 28, 2017