A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013
People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
Dude, who is that giant?
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
by BigPepMan November 16, 2021
Hottest girl alive , she fire
by Westina January 19, 2017
by Thotie101 October 27, 2019
Morgan McMillan is a odd young lady she is quit weird she only dates "black gangsters" and she thinks she’s cool but really just another fool.
Zion “Morgan McMillan thinks she’s cool cause she likes black gangsters but she’s really stupid.”
Pedro “Yeah I don’t know what her problem is.”
Pedro “Yeah I don’t know what her problem is.”
by Big directory May 06, 2019
A nobody who craves monster energy and loves to claim hes not an emo.
A Lucas Morgan believes they own the world and nobody can stop them.
Lucas Morgan also believes that destroying lungs is not real and aims to smoke everything on the planet
A Lucas Morgan believes they own the world and nobody can stop them.
Lucas Morgan also believes that destroying lungs is not real and aims to smoke everything on the planet
by john the big man June 10, 2021
by fish life June 04, 2019