March 16

Lips Appreciation Day!

"Bro did u even use lip balm today"
"Nah,y should I?"
"It's March 16th"
"Ahhh shit"

by Sw4ghett1 December 3, 2022

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No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

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March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

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March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

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March 8

U are the HOTTEST person ever and the person with the birthday March 6 likes you

March 6: Hey _____

March 8:do u think I’m hot?

March 6: ummmmmm maybe

by Kid in ur grade January 8, 2022

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March 24

Ask your best friend brother out

(They have to say yes )

Brenda : hey um do you wanna go out

Angel: um what the heck you my sisters best friend why are you asking me out

Brenda : cause its march 24 day to ask your best friend brother out

Angel: ok then sure

by anonymous January 8, 2022

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