Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Grab pussy months

A free pas through all October-February to grab any girls pussy and it will be ok. Jump on boys. The next 5 months are a blast!!!

It’s Grab pussy months. Girls look out!!!

by Big man 60 October 18, 2019

Menthol Milkshake

The act of performing sex by placing ones penis between the female breasts with Vicks vapor rub as lubrication .

I gave Jessica a Menthol Milkshake and a pearl necklace to boot.

by Carlos Lobo August 8, 2010

Manther

Manther male equivalent to a cougar. A hot old geezer who is in his late 50’s and up.

“Damn that old man over there is a total Manther.”

by Juno Sanders May 19, 2018

Monchu

A mythical creature who lives in the forest areas of Canada. He is also a brown man.

Whoa, check out that Monchu.

by ballstheman November 13, 2014

monthly mouthful

sucking a guy off once a month for his oxy script.

Cole went and got his monthly mouthful from Dave to finance his lifestyle.

by jdc685 June 5, 2015

Manther

maya <3

Maya is a manther

by Lamonthater May 5, 2022