A typical Logan, in the experience of the writer, has the intelligence of a sea cucumber that has been set out to dry, for two weeks. He thinks he is hot shit. This is incorrect. He believes that doing drugs is a personality trait, when really it merely makes the troglodyte appear ever more dense than usual.
Logan: Whilst walking, attempting to boast, "Yo guys I just got a girlfriend again!"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
by Makesfunofpeople July 31, 2021
Get the Loganmug. Logan has red hair and is obsessed with Hollister. He is not heckin snek tho so he gude American boi.
by Smolboihohef June 6, 2018
Get the Loganmug. by jiofuouvfuourncioksiuundfu February 27, 2019
Get the loganmug. Logan has a monster shlong the size of king kong.
His arms are bigger than people named Jordan.
Hes too cool for school and screws in the school toilets qith his many girlfriends
His arms are bigger than people named Jordan.
Hes too cool for school and screws in the school toilets qith his many girlfriends
this logan kid is so cool, Logan has a monster shlong the size of king kong.
His arms are bigger than people named Jordan.
Hes too cool for school and screws in the school toilets qith his many girlfriends. thats why hes cool
His arms are bigger than people named Jordan.
Hes too cool for school and screws in the school toilets qith his many girlfriends. thats why hes cool
by spicy love handles April 20, 2024
Get the Loganmug. by Mrgodboydude December 22, 2021
Get the Logan helmsmug. Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.
Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.
by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015
Get the logan woodsmug. Logan is the most Handsome man alive. If you have as a brother he is the best brother in the world, and he will lend you anything you need if you world is not doing so good. He has big brown eyes and dark brown hair it is the smallest of the family. He may get in trouble a lot but in the end of the day he knows why and he will listen to anybody if they tell him he hast to do something. But all I have to say is he is the best
Logan is the best
by Yeha135 December 24, 2020
Get the Loganmug.