jess

an amazing funny cool hot person with amazing music taste

bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Jessing

When you pretend to know what a conversation not involving yourself is about, by smiling and nodding

"Does she know what we're saying?"
"No she's just jessing, look at her"

by mattylacey1160 February 26, 2019

Jesse boutet

Jesse is the funniest and hottest guy you will meet if you are ever feeling down just give Jesse a text message and by the end of it you will be happy as shit

Random Person: I Wish Jesse Was Here Right Now I’m So Bored

Jesse Boutet: Did Someone Say My Name

Random Person: Let’s goo your here!!!!

by IsmaelKhalid420846 April 22, 2024

jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.

twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"

by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022

Jesse

The best dad in the world is is so sweet but can sometimes be a bit harsh but he cares about his family and they care for him to

Person 1: omg he is the best dad

Person 2: yeah he really is

Person1: jesse is the best dad

by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022

Jess

A really nice girl when it comes to her friends. She loves everyone except really stupid people. Man magnet and loves every kind of person (except annoying obviously.)

Omg jess is so cool

by MessieBear November 25, 2019

Jess

Jess is that one girl. She is the girl you where looking for for so long. She is unbelievably beautiful and her smile makes you weak. If you are brave enough to go and talk to her then life has just made you the best gift you could ever receive. Her stunning appearance is only the tip of the iceberg. Jess is so cool. She is not like all the other girls. She is straight up and tells you what she wants and what not. These eyes where made to love but also to kill. She is like a hunting kitten that likes to play. In readably cute but if you not careful you will end up with claws in your skin. Her style is amazing just as her good taste for music. She is very into arts and her humor is dark and dirty. (Her laughter comes straight from hell) She Is a fucking sex bomb! Jess is always ready to please you. And she likes it rough.( be prepared to get scratches on your neck and back) she is just amazing! I have never met a girl like her before. Whenever I can’t see her I miss her. And whenever she is not with me I think of her. I just love Jess. And I always will.

Girl: uhhh that’s a fucking short skirt!

Boy: ...well she’s fucking hot! That’s Jess so shut the fuck up!

by OldSchmetterhand June 1, 2020