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Jesse

A punk ass nigga who sucks mad cock. Will always say “nigger” unprompted. And is a walking anti-pregnancy ad
Yooo you see that mf Jesse?? Mf lookin horrendous 🤢🤢🤢
by Jessehater#1 November 23, 2021
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jess

she is a beautiful sunflower that chases away the darkness. her smile lights up the entire room as she enters. she is the one woman that smites me with overwhelming desire... her scent is intoxicating, and can drive the average man wild!!!
if i could have but one woman for an entire lifetime, please god let it be jess !!5
by Kraven Moreheaad September 3, 2022
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Jess

Jess is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.
Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man
by Hiiiigirl895 March 30, 2021
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Jesse Justice

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
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Jesse

A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.
"Wow, I can't believe Jesse went behind my back like that, they're such a snake."
by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023
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jesse jr

a fat motherfucking kid that cant get any girls he cries a lot too
by The demon37 August 26, 2017
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