January 2nd

The day a Hobbit was born. Legend tells that one day he will become a tolerable person

This dude was born on January 2nd? He ain't even worthy of being a New Years boi.

by JoJoBaggins October 26, 2019

January 18th

The day in which Alex licked his pointer finger tips and rubbed his nipples with prior mentioned salivated fingertips. This action was demonstrated in the commercials for "Clerks 2". This day is now celebrated by some of his "close" friends

OMG! yesterday was January 18th and it was soo funny! I couldnt stop laughing for an hour!

by tehehetehehetehehe October 16, 2008

january 3

Out of this dat you will find yourself one hot red head

Damn that one January 3 right there

by Smartguy12344567 October 14, 2019

January 3rd

The day you creampie a females asshole, or big cum in between her titties

I can’t wait for January 3rd so I can anal tombstone my girlfriend ass hole with my fat nut.

by Undertaker334 October 17, 2019

January 20

The day the baddest bitch in Lakeland Florida was born

It’s January 20th Daphne the bad bitch was born

by Yadcv November 8, 2019

January 7

The day where you get to hug you ginger friend.

Hey *generic ginger name* *hugs them*
Why did you do that?
It’s January 7th!
Oh yeah! *hugs back*

by TurtleNugget911 December 16, 2019

January 9th

January 9th is the day were you have to give a guy a bonner if it dosent work he gets to do anything to you if it does you can do anything to the guy

Girl: ( starts dancing by a guy)
Guy: what are you doing?
Girl: *whispers* its january 9th
Guy: oh shit

by Yeetarenomagical January 8, 2020