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Jesse

A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius
Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!
by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020
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jesse

"Jesse"-Means to jizz uncontrollably on one or more people while publicly fisting themselves. "Jizzy Jesse"
"Jizzy jesse strikes again"
by TheJesseJuicer March 6, 2023
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Jesse

Ohh look there goes Jesse twerking on a light pole
by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse is known as a Tryhard who is good at everything he does and will do anything to make the second alto feel like crap. Jesse is also a clown 🤡 and he puts pencils in his pocket(pencil pocket). He’s a weird redditor as well but he’s also a good and funny friend.
Dude Jesse is so good at improv, he’s such a Tryhard.
by EEE728 February 3, 2020
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Jesse

Don't pull a Jesse, he who has shit for brains.
by dianaprince6 June 12, 2020
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jesse perez

Jesse Perez is one of the nicest people to walk the earth, he is one of the best people to be friends with. He has so much going on in his life but he keeps moving forward and helps other people with his problems when he needs help and no one ever helps him. He doesn't trust many people so if he trusts you never break that choice keep him forever. You will probably catch feelings for a Jesse Perez but you can never tell him because you guys are best friends. When a Jesse Perez is showing sad feelings to you it means that he trusts you and he likes to talk to you about what's happening with him. Jesse Perez is the type of person to not give a fuck about what people say about him because he knows he is so much better then them, and that he can do so much better, and that those people are just talking shit because they think it will make them feel better about themselves. Just always keep a Jesse Perez trust me he is worth it.!💖💖🥰😘 He is also so very handsome even if he doesn't see it others do
Leily:who is that?
Random person: That is jesse Perez

Leily: I think im catching feelings

Random Person: lmao everyone does
Random person: how could you not look at him

Leily: I know he is so hot
by Rebecca Jimenez October 20, 2020
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Jess

jess is just a lil dude.

an adult lil boy.

never blonde. jess watched Scott pilgrim too much.
is jess blonde? na
by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023
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