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internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
by fakeBanan April 14, 2019
mugGet the internet chefmug.

farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm
Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!
by daads1234 May 3, 2018
mugGet the farm internetmug.

Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
mugGet the Connected, No Internetmug.

Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe
by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020
mugGet the Internet graveyardmug.

internet thug

internet thug- a person who
fronts , talks, argue, talk out they neck on the INTERNET . but not even trynna fight if someone or i drop lo or tell them to slide to a public place . they say they gone show up but really don’t . and if they do it’s with a group of people . psa- don’t argue with me if uu not trynna bug with me espically if uu need ur friends .
durk once said - “they be talkin frm the internet , they don’t be outside , internet thugs
by fáyee November 11, 2020
mugGet the internet thugmug.

Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
"I can't play with this corona internet"
by _Olter April 4, 2020
mugGet the Corona internetmug.

Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.
Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017
mugGet the Internet Guymug.

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