minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Minecraft

A block game with many blocks such as dirt, torch, skulk vein, crying obsidian, oak log, end-stone, and most importantly: PURE JOY. Every block is made out of PURE JOY.

Nerd: Do you want to do some math problems?
Me: Nah, I'mma play Minecraft.
Nerd: I shall join you.

by Not my real name 123 January 15, 2022

Minecraft epic gamer

You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.

by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022

Minecraft

A game for faggots

Fuck its minecraft he must be gay

by Nourmumgay August 7, 2018

minecraft-suit

the suits Lil Pump and Kanye West wore in “I Love It”

“JAMES LOOK! I GOT A NEW MINECRAFT-SUIT BRO!”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Minecraft

A joyful game of which you live a beautiful and prosperous life in which you can spend it collecting wood or building houses and even tending to animals

"Hey bro wanna play Minecraft?"
"Sure, Who wouldn't?"

by Ricky_the_word_geek August 22, 2021

Minecraft

A game full of annoying kids which matches Fortnite.

Billy: Wanna play some Minecraft?
Little Jimmy: No I rather play Fortnite.
Billy: Fortnite is gay.

by ITalkCrap December 18, 2019