how big is your macbook?

how big is your penis?

Hey dude how big is your macbook? Mine is like a 17 inch.

by dankfooty January 14, 2011

How many babies you 'ad?

I've had loads me!
Five in one sittin'

I've had loads me! Rough as arseholes and twice as dirty!

by Roberto DiMatteo May 01, 2004

1234 how many niggers are in my store

I KNOW YOUR STEALING

"1234 how many niggers are in my store I know your stealing"

by James wildrick February 18, 2017

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question

"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

by Jordster June 14, 2014

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga

This is the phrase you say when someone destroys your Big Mac from applebee's and youre just like da fuck nigga?

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga. What the fuck nigga why you do dat?

by Indian.jpg November 23, 2017

So, how about that local sports team?

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing

Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*

by Cap'inTramp January 23, 2012