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Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.
So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”
by Hexangell June 28, 2020
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homested hook

Verb (v); the act of swirling ones finger in the ass of a submissive mate during doggy style coitus, then proceeding to hook the mouth of the submissive, as if they were a fish, with the poppy finger.
Sara did not mind Steve's play of the homested hook because she had recently showered
by master p1121 May 15, 2014
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Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
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Command hook

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.
by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023
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The Hook

Someone who knows a place to get drugs and/or do drugs.
Hey man, you go the hook on that?
by Miss Magz March 27, 2008
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hook

kissing someone at a party that you dont really care about
wanna hook at the bluey?
by hell666hell666 June 16, 2017
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post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook
Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”
by My name was token so idk January 1, 2021
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