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Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
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National Girlfriend’s choice day

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!
by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020
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Girlfriend

A person who bites you
“Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time
Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
by User196396399263 March 23, 2022
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Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
by jay gee May 21, 2024
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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
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Girlfriending

When you re-light the blunt for someone while they hold it.
I ended up girlfriending Quinn because the light went out on the j.
by _Kmoney_$$ March 1, 2025
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Amber's girlfriend

Will have dye their hair. Usually kind and outgoing. They love drawing and vibing.
I love vibing with Amber's girlfriend
by Kenzie52 December 31, 2020
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