Retford Flap

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.

Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”

by Seratonin Bradykinin December 3, 2023

Flap

usually in a negative connotation: a canadian

Aboot wtf is that? Get that flap shit outa here.

by snargleflax December 4, 2023

in a flap

When there’s no chicken in KFC and you don’t know what to do.

Ahh mate, KFC have run out of chicken, I’m in a flap.

by OxfordJohnson February 21, 2018

flap jappin

to pull the labia majora outwards while performing cunnilingus and frantically slap them together

she: what the fuck are you doing down there?!
he: oh baby, just flap jappin this mutha fucka.

by black baby jesus November 30, 2011

flap wrap

The act of rubbing ones vaginal flaps on another persons face in surprise. IE: when the victim is sleeping or focussed on watching TV. Similar to Tea-bagging, but for females.

Watch me flap wrap his face. He totally won't expect it.

by AddictH1 April 13, 2016

flaps

Flaps is an iconic yet contagious word that spreads around a school like wildfire.

Lauren: My flaps are fishy!
Louis: My flaps are fat!
Lily: My flaps are filthy!

by SACKPUGH May 20, 2021

Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.

Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"

by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011