Ed

Short for "extremely deligent."

"William is ed"
"Onb"

by nivqes May 26, 2024

Ed's Theory

Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory

by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013

EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.

by peksa January 30, 2024

Steve and Ed

Steve and Ed are a hot dou. And there hot and steamy nights inspired them to make a hot sauce in their name. With a slogan of "Steve and Ed will blow your head." That could not be officially read. As soon as there secret sauce is deep in your mouth your gonna love it.
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Steve and Ed will burn your head.

by Aeron X. April 11, 2024

Ed

Ed is a sweet caring guy who doesn't really believe he's a good person. He's artistic and likes to draw, and loves to draw his friends. He's funny as FUCK like holy shit, and he will show you he cares by showing you quality memes. He plays video games, and will stop at nothing to get you to play with him, and literally if nothing else works he'll play Roblox with you because he wants to still talk to you. He's sorta bad at flirting and is a little awkward, but is literally the best boyfriend ever and he's hot af, even though he doesn't really like himself. He's probably the best guy you'll ever meet, and you won't be sorry you talked to him.

"Wow omg Ed's such a good person holy shit wtf?!"

by capitalist bourgeoisie June 2, 2018