Gamer disease

A pp that is small and non epic

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 18, 2020

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Wuv wuv disease

When you see little Amy, you start to wuv her instantly

I think Fliqpy has wuv wuv disease

by bíc xi September 19, 2017

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Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

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Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017

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PGR Disease

PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.

Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.

Girl 2: I don't like her.

Girl 1: You just met her, why not?

Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.

Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.

by rhastings88 February 24, 2014

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