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Pranu Disease

Causes excessive touching and need for love. Can lead to a nerdy look and a pedo stash. Symptoms may be attracted to you girlfriends good friend and having glasses
I got the Pranu Disease after fist bumping him!
by Oranges and Turtles April 20, 2023
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lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease that affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within a 5 minute period, they die.
"ayo, lemme see james charles' ass"
"why?"
"cuz i got lackofjamescharles disease"
by Senetsu December 7, 2020
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chalkston disease

An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.
Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion
by mystical b19dpg March 9, 2011
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Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.
“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”
by ashl3yz August 31, 2023
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The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.
The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.
by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023
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monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
by David Jag November 24, 2013
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Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease
by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022
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