It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.
“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”
by ashl3yz August 31, 2023
Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017
by muck Mucks October 21, 2017
songs disease-when you hear a song for the first time and you don't like it and after a while you hear it again and you fall madly in love with it thinking 'why the fuck i didn' t like this in the first place the first time'
eg: I don't like Lana del Rey's song but after a while I find again and it hits me with its deepness, and this is a song disease
by stefmar551 September 25, 2020
by Charming Dentist January 07, 2024
The cancer lama lord himself has mild aids and runs a youtube channel on the side of his school and busy (retarded) life
by @johnnyBoi903 May 02, 2018
the definition of nightcore disease is someone that used to listen to music normally but then they discovered nightcore and now complain when they listen to same song but not in nightcore
Brooklyn has a Nightcore disease
by cheeseymus May 23, 2022