Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

by kaylaelizabethann June 16, 2016

Bro Dad

A millennial dad who doesn't realize he is 35+ and still wears backwards hats and dresses like he's in middle school. They often play video games, have beards, are heavily involved in frisbee golf, and seem to never be at work.

Did you see that total bro dad over there. I swear he acts like an eighth grader

by Nickascoobie March 29, 2020

Dad Teeth

Teeth that appear somewhat straight on the top, but are a gnarled mess on the bottom.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.

Nice set of dad teeth, phillip

by bluahafla May 5, 2011

dad spooner

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

by dad spooner September 4, 2016

Done dads

Finished. Over. The end.

Bob: -beats the shit out of peter
peter: dude stop u owned me !!
BoB: ur done dads bitch

by Jian Huang October 16, 2008

Dad Music

Dad music is simply a variety of songs that Jason loves to listen to when he is sad

“What dad music are you listening to today”
“Loving is Easy by Rex Orange County... it’s a mood”

by Macarthur Square December 15, 2019