Named after Kirito, the protagonist from the anime, "Sword Art Online," a fictional MMORPG that Kirito is trapped in throughout the first season of Sword Art Online.
The class in a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that is usually the first one listed and has the most evenly balanced stats. This class's main weapon will be a sword despite typically being in a world with fucking wizards and shit. Members of the class are seen as the MMORPG world's heroes, valiant and stout in their efforts to save everyone.
Which is why, in almost every single recorded example, this class is boring and plain as fuck. Anyone that picks them will be the most dull person in your party so don't even bother inviting them. It is a world of magic monsters and mach speed jet boosters and you choose to have A FUCKING SWORD? Jesus christ, mate.
The class in a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that is usually the first one listed and has the most evenly balanced stats. This class's main weapon will be a sword despite typically being in a world with fucking wizards and shit. Members of the class are seen as the MMORPG world's heroes, valiant and stout in their efforts to save everyone.
Which is why, in almost every single recorded example, this class is boring and plain as fuck. Anyone that picks them will be the most dull person in your party so don't even bother inviting them. It is a world of magic monsters and mach speed jet boosters and you choose to have A FUCKING SWORD? Jesus christ, mate.
xXxTheSupremeGamerxXx: "yeah broseph im a hunter in PSO2"
rationalHumanBeing: "ah dude you're fucking using the kirito class, you absolute beta"
rationalHumanBeing: "ah dude you're fucking using the kirito class, you absolute beta"
by silenceinthelibrary June 11, 2021

The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
by nolandc October 2, 2019

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

by Guismo March 3, 2017

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.
Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021

biology class is pure bullshit and its so fucking boring infact im in one right now and want to kms becase ITS SO BORING AND WERE LEARNING ABOUT CELLS
bro1: MANNNN I HATE BIOLOGY CLASS MANNNN
bro2: MANNNN I HATE IT TOO AND MY BIOLOGY TEACHER IS AN OLD HAG
bro2: MANNNN I HATE IT TOO AND MY BIOLOGY TEACHER IS AN OLD HAG
by EMILROCKETFINGER March 16, 2023

show me your homework---show me tmr
do mymaths
which questions are you on
are you doing the worksheet i gave you, are you doing mechanics, are you doing statistics
i sold ur scits to the black market
I am a physicist, mathematician and former executive manager (250 employees, manager in 5 different countries)
beenomial distribution
oscar put your phone away, put it in the bag
I will give you some tough questions
he loves ladder problems
tanghent
the holy calculator
who has year 2 applied book
orange on hainitz's class be like: lemme finish this sketch
who is a sinner here?
economics is good but physics is the best
jason stop doing your probability questions
As far as l can tell, it does 'nothing. On top of hat itis a lot smaler than the picture suggest, about 5 inches.l thought it was one of he cars that broke. The old calwas about 10 inches long and had a battery. When it hit the wall, it turned over andreal fun that l wanted to replace for my 3.5 year old twins.went back
bro has negative IQ, bros built like amazon prime(orange)
do mymaths
which questions are you on
are you doing the worksheet i gave you, are you doing mechanics, are you doing statistics
i sold ur scits to the black market
I am a physicist, mathematician and former executive manager (250 employees, manager in 5 different countries)
beenomial distribution
oscar put your phone away, put it in the bag
I will give you some tough questions
he loves ladder problems
tanghent
the holy calculator
who has year 2 applied book
orange on hainitz's class be like: lemme finish this sketch
who is a sinner here?
economics is good but physics is the best
jason stop doing your probability questions
As far as l can tell, it does 'nothing. On top of hat itis a lot smaler than the picture suggest, about 5 inches.l thought it was one of he cars that broke. The old calwas about 10 inches long and had a battery. When it hit the wall, it turned over andreal fun that l wanted to replace for my 3.5 year old twins.went back
bro has negative IQ, bros built like amazon prime(orange)
by 英俊潇洒令狐冲 April 23, 2024
